apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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