i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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