Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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