Whoa Z and x make the same sound
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
