who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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