when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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