everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
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Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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