either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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