Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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