he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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