Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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