Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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