Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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