But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Pappa wants mamma naked
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I have already put on my inside pants.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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