So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Randomize
