Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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