? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
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Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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