WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
you traded sex for a burrito?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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