do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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