Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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