Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
