I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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