Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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