You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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