ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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