you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I got inside last night via doggy door
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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