Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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