I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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