I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
