I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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