you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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