She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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