Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
