Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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