Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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