after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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