what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
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Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
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I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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