I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
it's great music for shaving your balls
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
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No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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