Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
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How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
All the doctor said was why
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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