You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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