if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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