is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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