i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless