Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?