Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY