North Korea, Best Korea!
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Come share oat with me in your robe
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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