We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
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I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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