Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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