Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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