So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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