Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...