Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate