if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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