So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
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