hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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