This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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