hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Who died my cat blue again?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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