My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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