They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Randomize