in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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