I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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