So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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