WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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