Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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