Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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